Monday, November 30, 2009

You Make Me Wanna LA LA...

This made me LOL sooo hard and miss Mystery Science Theater!

P,fast forward to min 1:30 I think you'll really appreciate that joke -lol-

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving...

I'm thankful for laughter...

I'm def not Team Jacob but OMG the line "What are you going to do style my hair?!" ahahahahahahaha

(Sorry the embeded link wouldn't work and I'm too lazy to try and fix it -lol-)

♥ B

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Putting That Fashion Degree To Work...



Since I'm lazy I'm just now writing about mine and my nieces adventure (aka going to see New Moon). I'm happy to report that I didn't need to beat up any annoying fan girls/creepy mothers.

Me and my niece had an awesome time! I did however wish the BF was there with me so I would have had someone to make dirrty/inappropriate jokes with. Cause the 10 year old wasn't getting it -lol- KIDDING I did NOT tell them to my niece. Nope I was saying them to myself and looking like a jackass as I tried to hold back laughter.

Before I went I read a review that talked about who they couldn't help but see the whole werewolf secert as code for coming out of the closet and OMG I soo see it too!!! When Jacob said "it's not something I chose I was born this way" that was def one of the me looking like a jackass wanting to BF to be there to laugh with times!! Also Bella taking VIRGIN airways to Italy and the gratuitous slow mo of Edward walking with wind blowing on him (you know super model style)  ahahahahahahahhahahaha.

I admit it the werewolf boys were RIIIPPED. I'm not a fan of the whole muscle look but they were looking good. However that is NO excuse for what I head escape the lips of a 'mature' fan when Jacob took his shirt off for the first time (another part that made me LOL) she screamed "WOOO HOOO!" Yeah it's ok to say that shit to yourself but the boy could be her son and she's cat calling him. Ew! I felt bad for her daughter.

In the end I felt the same way about the movie as I did the book. LOVED the beginning and end but the whole werewolf shit and Bella being WAY to codependent parts in the middle I could have done without. If you're not a fan of the books I'd wait until it comes out on DVD (that way you can fast forward through the shitty parts).

The makeup and effects (the sparkle was MUCH better this time around) were better expect...for my poor Jasper's wig. WHAT THE FUCK it was AWWWWWFFFUL!!! Like who's idea was that!?

Like that's really the best they could do??

I'm tres tres tres excited for Eclipse. It was by far my fav book out of the 4 and I have really high hopes for David Slade. (You better not disappoint me David!!!)

Pic time....

Preparing by watching Twilight the night before

Making a headband out of my Team Twitarded button (LOVE those ladies! Sooo funny)

Tissues just in case the break up scene made me cry like when I read the book (it didn't by the way. ) 

Yay! Headbands! 

I also wore my "Edward" lotion I got off of Esty (it's smells really good in case you were wondering). Yeah I was all themed out but in a cute non in your face way -lol-

♥ B

Thursday, November 19, 2009

An Open Letter To Fan Girls...

Dear Fan Girls,

I already passed this advice on to some of you but this is a very important topic, so I feel the need to also say it here.

Ladies, I want to impart some wisdom to you that I learned long ago. Just because the the object of your desire has a girlfriend or gets caught holding a girl's hand (that is not attached to you) at an airport. Are NOT reasons to freak out and say your life is over!!

The chances that he will pick you out of the crowd Bruce Springsteen style (see video below because I know that most of you are 12 and don't know what I'm referring to here) are pretty much the same whether or not he's single. And just so you know, you have a better chance of winning the lottery then being the next Grace Kelly (Now, there's a role model! Ladies google her now!).
(I tried putting the video up here but Youtube blows and the embedding on all of them was disabled, so go watch it and come right back here and read the rest of my letter!!!)

So, please untwist your panties and stop sending the poor girlfriends death threats. Just remember you still have the same shot at him as before. Oh speaking of death threats, throwing yourself at the object of your desire causing him and/or you to be thrown into on coming traffic, shrieking in his face when you meet him are NOT the ways to make him whisk you away to Jersey and marry your ass! No, that's a one way ticket to becoming BFF's with his security. So, please for everyone's sake and sanity (and ears) please stop acting like fools! Act like the well mannered ladies I know you can be.

Before I leave you I want to tell you about a young lady like yourselves. She was ooobbbesssed with Billy Joe from Green Day (Don't judge!) and one day she heard that he was getting married. And let me tell you her panties where most def in a big old twist over this news. She was so upset and HATED this unworthy ugly hoe who was stealing her man! That is until an older and wiser friend told her the same advice I just gave to you. Who was like crazy young lady you ask...yeap, it was me.

So, there's hope ladies you too can become enlightened and rise above being a fan girl! And one day when you meet an silly young lady who reminds you of yourself you can pass this advice along to her.

With Love,

Tuesday, November 17, 2009


This ring is at RB Robinson and I OOOOoooooobesssed! I love it and wish I had $300 to buy it

♥ B

Monday, November 16, 2009

Fuck'em If They Can't Take A Joke...

Ok, I'm going to get a lil deep with everyone today (so if you're not up for that go to our "Past Musings" and re read about the Vamp -lol-)

I feel the need to explain a little bit about something and since I'm better with writing things out rather then talking I'm going to explain myself on here. Until recently I never had that BAND you know that one that you can really identify with for whatever reason. What's the band you ask well thats what I need to explain a little -lol- It's Cobra Starship.

Before I talk about me you need a little background on the band first to fully understand everything...

Gabe used to be the lead singer of Midtown but he left when he felt the the songs he was writing were just getting to be a little too personal and well Emo. He just felt like he was losing his FUN side. So he formed Cobra Starship to let his FUN side out.

Ok now ME (hehe)...

I've come to the realization that I too was losing my FUN side and this is honestly no ones fault but my own. It was from a combo of a lot of things.  Including being sick (since last year), losing my Grandma, and droping out/going back too school. Through all of those things and some others I lost what I loved most about myself that I was a damn good time. When I went out I was the LIFE of the party. But somewhere I lost that and I HATED it more then anything! I just wasn't happy with anything.

Then while listening to Cobra I just totally identified with Gabe's lyrics and I realized why I wasn't really happy I needed to find my FUN again. I started to remember the words I used to live by "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive." It also is a reminder to not let what everything thinks matter to me cause you're never going to please everyone. The whole world is never going to like you or approve of what you're doing so don't worry about it. Just do what makes you happy.

That's why I love them so much. Every song is a reminder to me to actually LIVE life and not get drugged back down into the place I hate. To fuck'em if they can't take a joke!

I'm going to leave you know with some of my fav songs.
♥ B

Sunday, November 15, 2009

If I Were A Cartoon Character...

...Yeap I'd be Gir. I love him sooo much just try and watch that and not smile = )

Hope you're weekends going well lovelies!

♥ B

Friday, November 13, 2009

Hello Bombshell...

Ok I HAVE to talk about how obsessed I am with Victoria Secret's new bra-- the Miraculous push-up bra. It's supposed to make you 2 cups sizes bigger.  I mean come on what girl doesn't want that! Now, I'm not flat or anything but the boob fairy def past me up a little. And I've always joked about how I want my boobs done so I can be a C (I just think that's like the perfect size, why I don't know it just sounds good -lol-)

Cute right?

Any ways, The only problem is I don't know anyone whose actually bought it, and before I shell out $50 on a bra I want to make sure it delivers! So if any one of you lovely readers either have this bra or know someone who has it please let me know if it's worth it or not.


♥ B

p.s. The lovely ladies over at Twitarded are raising money for an AWESOME cause, Alex's Lemonade Stand. I suggest all of you at least stop by and see what it's about and donate if you can = )

Thursday, November 5, 2009

I would like to wake up on Christmas morning to this...

Please and thank you = )

♥ B

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Coolest Aunt EVER....

Who am I referring to in the title?? ME of course -lol-  I'm awesome (and modest, as you can clearly tell =p ) So why am I the coolest Aunt ever, it's because I'm taking my niece to see New Moon! I know I know I said I was going to wait to see it (cause I'm deathly afraid of Fan Girls) but we're going the Sunday after it opens during the afternoon so it shouldn't be too bad (Please God let it not be too bad hehe)

In honor of that (and more so cause it's pisses off the BF) I wanted share this really funny post from Letter to Twilight it's about what music Stephanie was really listening to! I agree 100%.

Alright I'm off to go burn a CD full of 98 degrees and LFO (You'll understand after you go to their post =p)

♥ B

p.s. YAY Twiblog ahahahaha ily<3

lol I couldn't resist