Sunday, August 30, 2009

Smiley Sunday

Since I love a good band wagon (-lol-) I've decided to do a weekly theme post. The theme is.....

"Smiley Sunday" --Every Sunday my post will be dedicated to random thoughts, pictures, videos, people that make me smile, laugh, just in general make me happy = ) So, here we go the first "Smiley Sunday"

This is very true! Cellie + Vodka + Moi = BAD news!!!

This ALWAYS makes me laugh sooooo hard!!!! I'm a firm believer in the fact the God has an awesome sense of humor and is at this moment laughing his booty off with me = ) (and how effing cute is the Babel fish, I've always wished they were real so I could have one )

My baby girl Chanel 

That's all for now. More to come next Sunday !!!!

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♥ B

Thursday, August 27, 2009

"Why Are You So Dressed Up?"

Today's post on College Fashion was one that is very close to my heart. That's right it was about 25 reasons why you SHOULD dress up.

Like her I despise the question "why are you so dressed up?" You think I'd be used to this question by now, since always be dressed up has been my moto since birth but no, it still gets to me. It especially gets on my nerves when it's said while I'm simply wearing a cute sun dress or jeans and a cute top. I want to respond with an "Oh, sweetie if you think this is dressed up we need to have one SERIOUS talk" but of course I'm a lady (at least I try to be hehe) so I simply say "Thank you, I just always feel better when I 'dress up.' "

You know what dressing up really does make me feel better! When you are dressed up you feel better, you stand a little straighter, walk a little sassier, and act a little more lady like. In addition to all of that you get treated better by people. As Dr Phil says "You treat people how to treat you" and if you're dressed like dirrty trash then that's how you'll be treated. Where as if you put even a little effort into your outfit you'd be treated so much better by people. Don't believe me, try it! On your next trip down the isles of Walmart leave the PJ's at home and wear a cute top, jeans, and flats instead. I bet you're shocked at all the positive attention you receive!

Miss Coco Chanel had the best advice on this subject, “I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.”

My Great Grandma also had an awesome opinion on this..."It's better to be over dressed then under dressed"
-I use these words of wisdom before I get dressed for any event I go to. I don't know about you but I would much rather be the girl in the dress at and event were everyone is wearing jeans then it be the other way around!!!!

Dressing up is something that unfortch has been lost on my generation. One just has to look in at any college campus to see the (awful) "college girl uniform" For those of you who don't know the uniform consist of uggs, VS Pink sweat pants, and a north face. I'm cringing right now just typing out that outfit! It really makes me long for the days when a girl wouldn't even consider going out into polite society without her gloves, hat, and of course pearls.

Now, I'm not saying that I've never been guilty of going to class in Pink sweats on a day when my sinuses were driving me crazy, but in all honestly I would have been just as comfy in leggings, long white shirt and scarf or even in a cute sun dress and cardigan. It also would have taken just as much effort to put on the cute outfit as it did to put on the sweats!

I guess you could blame my feelings about always looking my best on my Southern Belle heritage, the fact that I'm a sorority girl and my Fashion education. But I don't care!!! At least I know I'll always be ready and dressed appropriately for any situation I may find myself in!

I urge every girl reading to think about this next time you're getting dressed. Please take inspiration from Miss Jackie O, Coco Chanel, and my Great Grandmother...

Wouldn't you rather look cute for your date with destiny instead of looking like a hoopie?!
♥ B

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Most AAaaamazing Bra Ever!!!!

I just bought the greatest bra! It's by Sweet Nothings, and came from good old Walmart = p

The part that makes it soo amazing is, it has a built in lace cami piece (or as my mom calls it a "friend for your shirt"). This means if your shirt is a little low the lace shows and it looks like you're wearing a lacy tank, but without the added bulk/discomfort wearing a tank under certain shirts can cause. The bra it's self it suuper comfy too!

I got the black one today but I'm def going back tomorrow and get the white, and peach colored one!! Oh, and the best part it's only $11 !!!!!

You'll should make a pilgrimage to your local Walmart and get one for yourselves!!! The only draw back is if God saw fit to bless you in that area it prolly won't work for you. Because your blessings will cause the cami part to stretch out too much and then the whole point would be lost.

♥ B

Monday, August 24, 2009

This Weekends Project....

DYI Over the Knee Spats

I'm sooooooooo excited to do this!!!!!! I think I still have a pair of old leather pants in the toy room, that I could use. If not though it's a good excuse to go thrifting = ) I'll post pics when I'm done to let you all know how it turns out!

p.s. I have an interview as a bridal consultant next week! Wish me luck = )

♥ B

Friday, August 21, 2009

Just Call Me Martha.....

My little Ewoks are ready to kick some Stormtrooper ass!!! I'm ooooobessed with how these turned out!!! Too cute and delsih!

♥ B

p.s. My sister totally read my last post to ma mere....yeah THANKS!!! -lol- But she thought it was funny so I guess it's ok = p

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Now we can all know what it was like on Isle Esme...

Ok, now even I think this is redic, but that didn't stop me from snorting like a crazy women while reading and immediately wanting to pass it along to all of you! I first read this piece of fabness from my fav girls over at Twitarded !! You can read their take on it here Twitarded. I just LOVE their commentary on the whole thing! Thanks ladies for once again making me laugh my ass off.

Once I read this Oh lord, I knew what's below was only a matter of time.

Not one to deny people their ultimate fantasies, the sex toy company, Tantus, proudly introduces "The Vamp"

Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.

The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.

The Vamp is a web only exclusive offering through for $39.99. We are currently taking pre-orders for this one of a kind toy. We will be shipping them first come first serve starting 9/1/09. Don't let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today.

Tantus suggests the following movies if you enjoy The Vamp. Talk about Expert Advice!
  • The Lost Boys
  • Fright Night 1 and 2
  • Twilight
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • True Blood TV Series
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV Series
  • Angel TV Series

I must agree with Snarkier Then You the 6.75 inches thing (ha ha) must be rectified! And what the hell kinda number is 6.75 why not just add the extra .25 inches and make it 7?!

My fav part is that it SPARKLES (must be said with 'Just Jack' hands) ahahahahahahahhaah I just lost it on the line "try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle." Because that's what I like to do with my dildos take them outside on a walk in broad daylight! "But officer I just wanted to see it SPARKLE"

I know you all are just dieing to take a peek of The Vamp but I waited until a little lower in the post just in case you're reading this in a place where having a giant pic of a dick pop up on your screen wouldn't be the most appropriate occurrence. I think it's safe to post now though...Enjoy Dolls!!!

Ladies he to can be yours from all for only $39.99!!!!

Lastly, my fav part of Snarkier Then You's post was this "you might just want to discreetly chuck some glitter in the direction of DH's junk when he's not paying attention." lmao BF you might want to watch out ;- )

p.s. for those of you who don't know DH stands for Darling/Dear Husband, or Damn Husband (depending on the day -lol).

♥ B

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I'm Dorothy...

...I've got my Ruby Red Slippers on and I'm ready to start walking down the Yellow Brick Road.

I've recently, decided to (finally) hand over the reigns of my life to God. I HATE not being in control but I admit he does know better then I do, and he's never lead anyone wrong before.

What was my reward for this incredibly hard task you ask; well, not only was a weight lifted from me but I also had "A Ha moments" (Don't you just love those) they were:

-I now know that being a curator/program director at a museum will blend all of my passions in life. And therefore be a career I would enjoy.

-I need to just stay around here just until I'm done with Grad school. This way I can get more experience and have more time to figure out where I really want to live. All with the 'safety net' of being by my friends and family.

Right now, I'm applying to both School 1 and School 2 for History. **Fingers Crossed** it works out.

Speaking of working out. God has also been bring one of my fav quotes from one of my fav movies to my mind a lot "It will all work out alright in the end....I don't know it's a mystery"- Shakespeare in Love. This is how I've been feeling about this whole stich. I know it will work out in the end it's the 'how' that's the mystery and the fun part!

Now that I'm on God's Yellow Brick Road, let's hope that me and my Ruby Red Slippers don't go off course and end up being pelted by apples!!!!

♥ B

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Too Effing Cute!

While catching up on my reading (aka reading the blogs I go to Daily, some like newspapers, I read blogs -l0l-). Anyways on Cakewrecks (if you don't already go there go IMMEDIATELY after reading this its hilarious!!!) they had a post awhile back about awesome Star Wars cakes and the one had the cutest ewok cupcakes that I'm soooooo making tonight!!!!

Aren't they presh!!! I love ewoks, not only are they cute but they can totally kick some ass too!

I'll post pics of how mine turn out later. So check back! I know the suspense will just be killing you ;- )

♥ B

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

A Little Bit About Me.....

Just something I thought would be fun....

Things I am Passionate About

-My dog
-Taking bubble baths (I miss my vintage Victorian bath tub :'- ( )
-Being creative
-Organizing things
-Jane Austen (I only recently discovered her and I have NO clue how I lived without her all these years!!!)

Things I Want To Do Before I Die
-Live in Europe for at least a year
-Live in DC
-Own (with money I earned myself) a Victorian Dollhouse in Massachusetts or Virginia
-Have my 15 mins and take full advantage of it
-Finish and publish my novel (it's about my men but set in the 17th century, yeah I'm a dork)

Things I Say Often
-Like (thanks to my life long obsession with Clueless)
-Sorry, blonde moment
-Quel surpise (and various other random French phrases)
-Obvi (it drives the BF crazy!!!! so I want to say it more -lol-)

Books I Have Read Lately
In order.....
-Emma (just started)
-Confessions of a Jane Austen Addict
-Jane Austen Ruined My Life
-Twilight Saga

Songs I Could Listen To Over and Over
This changes daily but right now.....
-Bodybag, Hit the Lights
-Cheater Cheater, Joey and Rory
-Scotty Doesn't Know, Lustra
-My Girl's Ex Boyfriend, Relient K.
-San Dimas High Football Rules, Ataris

Things That Attract Me to My Best Friend
-ALWAYS makes me laugh
-Understands my humor (even though people think we're annoying together...whatev!)
-Listens to my boy drama
-Gives me advice when I need it
-Ashland nights!
-Vous n'etes pas un robot!
-No matter what were doing, who were with, where we are we ALWAYS have an amazing time together!

Ok Paris now it's your turn.....

♥ B

The Best 4 (5 -lol-) Years Of My Life Are Over....Now What!

So I'm officially done with college and now I'm left with the question "what next".....with all the crazy thoughts/emotions that are running through me I can't help but think "thank god for my bestest" it's soooo insanely nice to have someone who's right there with you. Some who truly understands what's going on and will listen! Paris I don't know what I'd do with out you during this time of my life, I'd prolly go crazy that's what I do! -lol-

Last night my bestest told me about this sad but soooo true moving coming out called Post Grad and OMG soooo the story of my life right now! My fav line was when someone asked her what she was doing now and she answers "oh I'm keeping my options open" and the other girl goes "Oh, so you're unemployed" I laugh then sighed -lol- I can't wait to go see it with her. We're hoping that the happy ending the main character has (cause you know it will all turn out alright in the end) will give us hope!!!

Trying to figure out where to go to grad school are honestly harder then figuring out where I wanted to go to college was! I think I finally have a plan though, I'm going to apply to start the History program at School 1 -that way I'll have a "safety net" while I figure out my definite plans.

Job.....yeah I don't know unfortch the places I would LOVE to work either aren't hiring or they want somone with 8-10 years of teaching experiance!! REALLY! cause I'm sure I could totally handle working with the kids programs at a museum right now, no actual 'teaching experience.' I was thinking about applying anyway and hoping they're desperate enough to give me an interview. Cause I'm awesome at selling myself I just need a way to get into the interview! (I just made myself sound like a hooker -lol-)

So yeah I'm going to go put more stuff on Amazon and Ebay, HEY I have to do something until I get a job or someone decides to pay me and Paris for writting our awesome blog!

♥ B

Sunday, August 2, 2009

A Little Eye Candy....

DC was aaamazing. But I'm too tried and drained from the trip to write about it right now, instead I decided to post a little eye candy to help us all forget that tomorrow is Monday.....


♥ B